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Woodcock | Contemporary Midwest Painter | Dry Hole Studio

  • Portfolio
  • About
  • Digging Deeper
    • Defining Myself
    • Field Notes
    • Overthinking
    • Brain Dump
    • Deep in the Hole
  • Artist CV

Portfolio

Angst a la Mode - painting of a skull representing the brain damage of anxiety with the contents of the skull replace with ice cream complete with a spoon for easy enjoyment of the dairy treat.

Angst a la Mode

Regret Au Gratin - painting of a lady regretting her decision to eat those cheesy taters. Martin Luther himself thought his IBS was caused by demons...here they represent the lactose intolerance this poor lady suffers from.

Regret Au Gratin

Baked Brie and Absurdity - a painting with a texas honey bear smashing little pecans wearing mexican army uniforms...it's about baked brie and the absurd way history gets whitewashed.

Baked Brie and Absurdity

Gran Errores y Chicharrones - a painting about big errors that we can rehash in our minds forever or we can just dig into some chicharrones and move on.

Gran Errores y Chicharrones

Frantic Cries and Frito Pies - a painting of a woman screaming in anguish over a bad of fritos preparados.

Frantic Cries and Frito Pies

Ontoy Chamoy (Where am I? Chamoy Bear) - a painting of a chamoy covered gummi bear unsure of his place in the universe.

Ontoy chamoy

Cooked Cabbage and Emotional Baggage - a painting with a bowl full of cabbage and a suitcase full of trauma.

Cooked Cabbage and Emotional Baggage

Ennui Martini - painting of a bored drunk couple killing themselves slowly with booze served up by a charming devil bartender.

Ennui Martini

Iced Uncertain Tea painting with imagery that are meant to help remove doubt through luck, chance, and prediction...with a fortune teller enjoying a large cup of San Antonio's favorite Bill Miller Ice Tea.

Iced Uncertain Tea

Raspas y Tristezas or "snow cones and sorrows" is a painting about the highs and lows of being a child. The joy of a snow cone and the tragic loss when it is dropped...and then there is the bees.

Raspas y Tristezas

Salty Snacks and Panic Attacks painting with a man overwhelmed by all the salty options to snack on.

Salty Snacks and Panic Attacks

Barbecue and the Burden of Being painting of a weary bbq chef weighed down by the tug of war between the aversion to killing and the need to eat. The spirits of the animals he cooks occupy his subconscious as he tries to cook his dinner.

Barbecue and the burden of being

Existential Malaise and Pizza Buffets, a contemporary painting of an exhausted mother and two unhappy children posed like a devotional icon behind three pizzas, with angel and devil cherubs.

Existential Malaise and Pizza Buffets

Pucheros y Huevos Rancheros painting of a pouty pin up girl who is a bit indignant about the impending battle heralded by the salt and pepper shakers over choosing red or green salsa.

Pucheros y Huevos Rancheros (Pouty faces and Ranchers Eggs)

Tiempo Poco y Fideo Loco (Little Time and Fideo Loco) painting of an old man counting down the minutes to his death as he prepares to enjoy some doctored up vermicelli.

Tiempo Poco y Fideo Loco

Buried Guilt and Barbacoa painting of the buried, slow cooked mean being a metaphor of sorts for the buried guilt we are saddled with through original sin and our oedipal sexual desires.

Buried guilt and barbacoa

Miedo Desnudo (naked fear and menudo) painting of two screaming skeletons representing primal fear caused by the foot of a pig reaching out of a bowl of mexican menudo soup.

Miedo Desnudo y Menudo (Naked Fear and Menudo)

Sculpture assemblage of painted mustards bottles on a refrigerator shelf

Forgotten Condiments

Sculpture assemblage of painted pinup girl on a cactus planted in a Prince Albert tobacco can.

Grow Where You’re Planted: Prince Albert

Harbinger: Unlucky in Love painting of a fat ugly male angel giving himself up in the pursuit of love but is cursed with a damaged cursed heart.

Harbinger: Unlucky in Love

A painting of a chicken and her chicks in a rural scene.

Free Range Chickens

A painting of a chicken and her chicks in a suburban scene.

Suburban Chickens

A painting of a chicken and her chicks in an urban scene.

Urban Chickens

A painting of a lady taking a high angle selfie with a male grackle on her shoulder and a big bright arrow pointing at her boobs.

Relativistic Selfie #3

Painting of a lady taking a high angle cleavage selfie with a rose in her hand, a male grackle on her shoulder and a big bright arrow pointing at her boobs.

Relativistic Selfie #2

Lady taking high angle cleavage selfie with a tiara on her head, a male grackle on her shoulder and a big bright arrow point at. her boobs.

Relativistic Selfie #1

Painting of a young man, ablaze with anger, holding a bomb and wearing a gas mask due to the toxicity of his own misdirected, frustrated masculinity.

Toxic Masculinity

Painting of devil, or Mephistopheles with all the fixings for micheladas, a favorite during lockdown. Covid, corona virus.

Mephistopheles and Micheladas

Harbinger: For the Love of God painting of a 4 legged AI generated fat ugly angel above octopus tentacles holding Lone Star beer cans.

Harbinger: For the Love of God!

A painting of a squirrel in a cowboy hat standing on top of a pile of pecans with blue bonnets behind.

Texas Squirrel

A painting of Jesus holding a sprite and offering traditional remedies as the eucharist...also features handmade Vick's scented candles.

Covid Cures and Hairpin Curves

Paining of a guy tubing a dirty green wave of texas water crashing through the texas countryside represented with much of what you would find there, oil drills, longhorn skulls, texas flags, and vermillion fly cathers

Surf Texas

Painting of a goth chick in sad clown makeup uttering gnomic phrases as she balances on top of a ball.

Burlesque Existentialist

Painting of the fat buddha eating Julios and salsa on top of a jar that contains the symbols of extreme good and evil as if he has those two bottled up while pursuing the middle path.

Middle Path and Picante Sauce

Lesser of 2 Evils painting of a big devil smoking a cigar and drinking a martini with a smaller devil on his shoulders who has a halo because he is good in comparison...cuz he's smaller, or rather, the lesser of 2 evils.

Lesser of 2 Evils

painting of a man in a bear mascot head serving himself sushi while ignoring the two beautiful nude women behind him.

Sushi And Selfish Urges

Drug Store Cowboy painting of a dude...The Dude, John Wayne...wearing only the bare essentials of a cowboy with his monkey on a leash while drinking an ice cream soda with his cough medicine and Whitman's sampler at his feet.

Drug Store Cowboy

Rodeo clown painting of a rodeo clown holding a gag gun and a monkey in a Target bag while standing on a target, shot in the foot which entertains some kids.

Rodeo Clown

All hat no cattle painting of a hipster cowboy holding his 5 remaining beers and a monkey who is drinking the 6th.

All Hat No Cattle

Heart Breaker painting of a bear shrugging his shoulders as he pops up from behind a tattoo broken heart

Heart Breaker

Friends with Dividends painting of devil head floating over bloody money piled atop a Monopoly board

Friends with Dividends

Cock of the Walk paining of a flustered rooster crossing the San Antonio River, flanked by 2 snakes.

Cock of the Walk

Grow Where You're Planted #2 sconce altar painting of western pinup girl growing out of a Joyva Tahini can.

Grow Where You’re Planted #1

Grow Where You're Planted #2 sconce altar painting of western pinup girl growing out of a Planters Peanuts can.

Grow Where You’re Planted #2

Grow Where You're Planted #3 sconce altar painting of western pinup girl growing out of a Planters Peanuts can.

Grow Where You’re Planted #3

Best Maid Plans of Mice and Men painting of a lady in a prickly pear cactus growing out of a pickle jar

Best Maid Plans of Mice and Men

Nacho Hollarback Girl painting of a girl in a prickly pear cactus growing out of a rico cheese can with skulls wearing top hats

Nacho Hollaback Girl

Speed Demon Spider Monkey

I Love to Fish painting of a woman in a cactus fishing with a heart shaped lure sitting in a prickly pear cactus growing out of a Fred's Fish Fry Cup

A Fisher of Men

Fruity Beers and Ram Tears

Acrimony and Cheese painting of an angry man holding a pipe and a woman smoking a cigarette and giving the finger behind a table with a crock pot, velveta cheese, and open can of rotel tomatoes

Acrimony and Cheese

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Coke Shrine painting of a coke bottle with representation of the holy spirit perched on top and flanked by red candles in gilded holders

Coke Shrine

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Commission: St. Tony Barker

Prickly Snoots and Cactus Fruits painting of cows eating cactus and a bowl of ice cream

Thorny Snoots and Cactus Fruits

Holy Guacamole: Delayed Gratification

Blessed Mother of Breakfast

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Mimosas and Mea Culpas

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Fruity Beers and Ram Tears

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We’re All Just Superstitious Monkeys

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We’re All Just Monkeys With Money And Guns

We’re All Just Monkeys With Car Keys

We’re All Just Drunk Monkeys

Commission: Cashew Monetary Moreno

Commission: George the Cat

Avocado Hand: Stigmata

Intersecting Routes and Zoot Suits

Armadillo By Morning

Agave Maria

Bled Like A Stuck Pig

General Malaise and Morality Plays

Messiahs and Mangonadas

Sacred Heart Disease

Self Doubt and Sauerkraut

Shit Fire and Save Matches

Cheapened Imagery: Muertos Brooch

Ash Wednesday

Cheapened Imagery: Muertos Bowtie

Tejana: Heidi

Shit Still Stinks and Pigs Can’t Fly

Unicorn: Donkey in a Party Hat

Casa Fresca

Le Plat Du Jour

Transubstantiation

Tacotown

Tacos Are Power

Keep Tacos Weird

Taco Wars

Taco Time: Delayed Gratification

Taco Jesus

Come and Taco

Moral Discourse

Social Discourse

Our Lady of the Lawn

Loko Monkey Butler

Manu Amor

Nintendo Thumb Painting by Moe Profane

Nintendo Thumb

Nihilism and Nanner Puddin

Tejano: Gnomo Relativist Pop Art Painting by Moe Profane

Tejano: Gnomo

Tejano: Polka Moe Profane Relativist Pop Art Painting

Tejano: Polka

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